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2003-02-19 - 10:29 p.m. Introduction... sort of Piojo: Hello! I am the Piojo, and I'll be filling out most, if not all, of this introductory entry.*rest of Clan mumble in protest* Piojo: Oh, shut up! *Clan shuts up* Piojo: As I was saying, this entry is for introductory purposes only. I shall commence by - Ninja: Jeezus! Step down outta the way! You're fuckin' boring as SHIT!! You're gonna put everyone to sleep! Piojo: WHAT?! How dare you! Ninja: Aw, shaddup! You blew your chance, it's MY turn now! - Hey free peoples! Whaddup? This is Da Ninja here. There's a few things you all's gotta know about this diary. First off, it's not written - Jack: Duh! This is electronic, yes? It's typed! *Clan groans and someone smacks Jack over the head* *Jack whimpers* Ninja: Er, right... Well, it's not TYPED - happy Jackie-boy? - by one individual, as I'm sure you all've noticed by now. There's nine of us here. Grizzly: That's right! And I'M the one in charge! Ninja: Keep dreamin' Grizzler! The Clan has no leader! *Clan nods in agreement* Grizzly: Well, I think there should be. And since I'm the most responsible and trustworthy member... *Clan roars with laughter* Grizzly: THAT WAS NOT MEANT TO BE FUNNY!!!! BB: Oh, lighten up, Grizz! But Ninja is right. We don't have a leader, and it would be a bad idea to get one. Grizzly: But why? BB: Because I, for one, would never follow the lead of any of you weirdos! *cries of hurt protest* Prophet: I believe this has gone on far enough. This entry isn't making sense any more. Piojo: Well, if SOMEONE had not shoved me aside in the first place... Ninja: We'd all be in a coma out of shere BOREDOM!! Prophet: Enough! This bickering is getting us nowhere! Moco: And what do YOU propose, smart-ass? Prophet: *sigh* We should start over. Slowly and calmly. SVLVZVR: Huh? Gis: I think I know what he means. I propose we each make our own introductory entries and then go from there. Grizzly: Yeah, yeah! I'll go first! *uproar from Clan members* Jack: No! JACK should go first! JACK!!! Ninja: Why you, space-boy? I'm the most interesting one - I should go first! Piojo: No! I shall be the first! SVLVZVR: Hey - but that's not fair! Why not me? Grizzly: Oh, nobody cares what YOU think! *loud arguing* BB: PLEASE! Who cares who goes first? CLAN: WE DO! BB: *sigh* *arguing continues* Gis: QUIET!! *Clan is quiet* Gis: We'll draw straws. Jack: Yes! Jack likes straws! *grins* Likes MILK staws! Jack can draw MANY milk straws! Jack is a GOOD artist! SVLVZVR: Uh, no. I'M the one with the artistic talent here, pal. Besides, I don't think that's what Gis meant. Gis: No, it wasn't. Jack: But Jack can draw MANY staws... Jack has many tentacles... *looks around hopefully* Prophet: *sigh* Let's just go do this... *Clan leaves to find some straws* � |