MOCO: Yeah... pero no creo que she understands it too well.

SVLVZVR: And then there's BB...

MOCO: Ah, si! Pobre BB!

NINJA (*walking into the closet*): What about BB?

MOCO: Dije POBRE BB.

NINJA: Oh. Yeah. Q-tip now, huh?

SVLVZVR: Yeah... Grizzly won't even let us talk to her this time!

MOCO: Por que?

SVLVZVR: 'Cause when Petey died, this knuckle-head made her feel worse than she was before.

NINJA: Hey! I was just tryin' to help, dawg!

SVLVZVR: Yeah, but you kept making all those stupid comments that just made her cry more. I mean really, Ninja - "birdie-babes"?

MOCO (laughing): Que?

NINJA: Aw, lay off, will you? How was I suppoesed to know she'd get all touchy? Birds fuck, don't they? They do it all the time, with different birds! It's not like they form COUPLES or anything!

SVLVZVR: Not according to BB. "The Japanese crane forms a life-long bond with its mate, as do most members of the cukoo family. Such as the Greater road-runner from North America, and - "

NINJA: Alright! Alright, dawg! I get it!

MOCO (laughing): Ustedes estan locos! I'll see you later! *Moco exits the closet, still chuckling*

NINJA: So, how's the shorty?

SVLVZVR: Gis? Oh, she's doing a lot better now. That's what I was talking to Moco about before you walked in. She's getting a bit more solid again.

NINJA: Well THAT'S good. She really scared the fuck outta me when she starting cryin' and acting all freaky and shit.

SVLVZVR: I know. It must suck being GS's innocence.

NINJA: Yeah. I'm glad I don't got that job!

SVLVZVR: Me too!

*the two are silent for a while*

NINJA: So...

SVLVZVR: What?

NINJA: I dunno. What?

SVLVZVR: No, I'm asking YOU.

NINJA: Oh. Nuthin' man.

SVLVZVR: Oh.

*more silence*

SVLVZVR: Where IS everybody anyway?

NINJA: I dunno.

*Jack slithers into the closet*

NINJA & SVL: JACK!!

*Jack jumps into the air and almost dropps his glass of milk*

JACK: Jack did not do it! Jack is innocent! Get away! AWAY!

SVLVZVR: Calm down, Jack! No one did anything.

NINJA: Yeah, we were just glad to see you, that's all dawg.

JACK (*eyeing Ninja and SVL suspiciously*): Jack is not a dog! And nobody is ever glad to see Jack. Everyone thinks Jack is stupid. But Jack is not stupid!

*SVL and Ninja glance at each other*

SVLVZVR: Of course you're not stupid! But anyhow, what's been up, man?

JACK: Jack is not a man. Jack is a Zorginian! And Jack is not a dog either!

NINJA: Uh... right, daw - er, I mean, Zorginian.

SVLVZVR: So how are you, Jack?

JACK: Oh, Jack is good. Jack was in the kitchen with BB.

SVLVZVR: Oh? How's she doing?

JACK: Still sad about the Cotton-bird, but she is better.

NINJA: You mean Q-tip?

JACK: No, the Q-tip Cotton-bird is not better! The Q-tip bird is dead! Didn't you know the Q-tip bird is dead? BB is better, not the Q-tip bird!

NINJA: Er... right...

*silence*

JACK: Milk?

SVLVZVR: What?

JACK: Milk. Do Ninja and SVLVZVR want milk?

SVLVZVR: Oh. Yeah, thanks Jack. *sipps some milk from Jack's glass, then makes a face* Jack, this milk tastes weird. Are you sure it's still good?

JACK: Of course it is good! Jack just made it!

SVLVZVR: Uh... made it?

JACK: Yes! Jack made the milk. Does Ninja want some too?

NINJA: Naw, I think I'll pass, thanks.

SVLVZVR: Um, Jack? How did you make this milk?

JACK: With milk powder! How ELSE would Jack make it?

SVLVZVR: It's just that... it doesn't taste like powdered milk...

JACK: No? That is because Jack made it with SPECIAL powder milk! Powder milk with COLOSTRUM!

NINJA: Colostrum? What the hell is colostrum?

JACK: Colostum. Colostrum to help you grow!

SVLVZVR: I've never heard of colostrum. And what's all this black stuff at the bottom of the glass?

JACK (beaming): Vitamins!

SVLVZVR: What KIND of vitamins?

JACK: Good vitamins! Vitamins to help you grow.

SVLVZVR (*starting to look a bit queasy*): Jack... where did you get this powdered milk?

JACK (happily): From BB!

NINJA: What would BB be doin' with powdered milk?

JACK: Oh, Jack was helping BB make the milk. BB had to go feed the kittens!

SVLVZVR: WHAT?! You gave me... powdered CAT milk?!

JACK: Yes. Jack likes it. It is very good.

*Ninja howls with laughter as SVL jumps to his feet*

SVLVZVR: Aw, you're SICK, Jack! Just SICK! *looks slightly green* I need to throw up...

NINJA (laughing): Not in here you don't, dawg!

*SVLVZVR runs out of the closet to the bathroom while Ninja rolls over laughing*

JACK: *sigh* SVLVZVR is NOT a dog, Ninja. Is SVLVZVR a dog?

NINJA: Yeah, sure he is, Jackie-boy! That's why he didn't like your milk.

JACK: Oh. Does Ninja want milk? It's warm!

NINJA: Really? *eyes the milk glass warily, then shruggs* Aw, fuck it. What the hell? *takes the glass from Jack and takes a gulp* Hey! It ain't too bad! I kinda like it!

JACK (beaming): Jack likes it too! It is HEALTHY milk!

*so Ninja and Jack share the milk... while SVL pukes in the bathroom*