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2003-05-19 - 22:34 the chic who cried wolf POLLA: Oh NOOOOOO!!!!!!!*Clan runs in, alarmed* YANG: What is it?! Are you alright? Does something hurt? POLLA: Look! My nail! It BROKE!!!!! *Clan groans* SVLVZVR: Aw, man! I can't believe you brought us all in here over a stupid broken nail! POLLA: Excuse me - "stupid" broken nail? This isn't stupid! It's important! SVLVZVR: How so? POLLA: Now the others don't match! PIOJO (muttering): Oh God... BB (patiently): Polla, you have to understand. We thought you were in trouble, or had gotten hurt or something... POLLA: But I AM hurt! I've hurt my sense of fashion! Do you guys have any idea how LONG it takes me to grow my nails back?! NINJA: Yeah. Same as me, which is about a week. Two, tops. POLLA: Exactly! I can't go around with mis-matched nails for an ENTIRE week! It'll be horrible! NINJA: Oh dawg! Cut me a break! What do you do with those things anyway? At least I use mine to play on Big Blue. YOU just paint little swirly designs on them. POLLA (sounding deeply hurt): Hmph! You all just couldn't understand! *turns away haughtily* PIOJO: Well, I for one, don't. It's stupid. Get over it. GRIZZLY: Yeah. Good riddance, girl! *Clan walk out of the closet, Piojo still muttering under his breath* *Polla watches them leave and begins to get up angrilly from the bed* POLLA: Stupid jerks! What do they kno - OOW! *falls to the floor* POLLA: Ouch! My ankle! Hey! Didn't anyone hear me?! I said OW!! *silence* POLLA: DON'T YOU ALL GIVE A SHIT?! I COULD BE DYING HERE! I HURT MY FOOT, YOU JERKS!!! *But the Clan don't believe her, and they don't come, leaving Polla screaming furiously in the closet...* � |