2003-11-24 - 20:26
the urine crisisJACK: Pee! Pee! Jack has to PEE!!!!!!
NINJA: Jeezus, dawg! Hold that shit in!
JACK (squirming): Jack is not a dog, Jack is Zorginian! And Jack does not have shit to hold in; Jack wants to PEE!!! Not shit, PEEEEEE!!!!!!!
NINJA: Oh, God...
BB: What's going on? *Looks at Jack, who is tying and twisting his tentacles into knots* What's wrong with Jack?
NINJA: He's gotta take a piss.
BB: Oh. Then why don't you just go, Jack?
JACK: Jack can't go, BB! The restroom is dirty!
NINJA: So don't sit on the seat.
JACK: No, Ninja, there is a lady in the restroom because it is dirty.
NINJA: Huh? Why would she be in there if it's dirty?
JACK: The lady is cleaning it. Now Jack has to wait! But Jack can't wait! Jack has to pee!
NINJA: Oh. Tough break, pal.
BB: You should look for another restroom, Jack. If you hold in your pee, you might get kidney stones!
*Jack begins to wail and cry*
NINJA: Aw, what's wrong now?
JACK: JACK IS GOING TO GET KIDNEY STONES!!!
NINJA (glaring at BB): See what you did?!
*BB grinns sheepishly*