2004-03-25 - 20:32
SIGHT FOR SOAR EYES*DISCLAIMER: The following is something Jack read (yes, he can read!) in Uncle John's Supremely Satisfying Bathroom Reader while he was taking a piss (no surprise there). So don't start thinking we're that talented, even if Grizzly insists that he is. (GRIZZLY: Hey!)*
Mr. See and Mr. Soar were old friends. See owned a saw and Soar owned a seesaw. Now, See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw before Soar saw See, which made Soar sore. Had Soar seen See's saw before See saw Soar's seesaw, then See's saw would not have sawed Soar's seesaw. But See saw Soar and Soar's seesaw before Soar saw See's saw, so See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw. It was a shame to let See see Soar so sore just because See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.
*Now really people, don't sue us or anything, 'cause we already said this is NOT OUR PUBLICATION. We're not trying to get credit for this shit, we just thought it was funny.*