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05 September 2007 - 20:59

LIFE THREATENING LIFESTYLES

I WISH I COULD BE LEFT ALONE LONG ENOUGH TO HEAR MY OWN THOUGHTS.

JACK IS LISTENING TO SYSTEM OF A DOWN RIGHT NOW. THIS THING IS IN ALL-CAPS BECAUSE WE USE CAPS HERE AT WORK ALL THE TIME. WE COULD REMOVE IT, BUT JACK PREFERS IT THIS WAY. JACK LIKES CAPS!!! AND HATS, TOO.

JACK SAYS AARON IS OUR FRIEND BECAUSE HE STAYED BEHIND AND HELPED US WITH THE MULTIPLES. MULTI-PA-BLES. "dreams are made wandering through her hands." HM.

STUPID PEOPLE DO STUPID THINGS. SMART PEOPLE OUTSMART EACH OTHER! YAY!

Sorry, Jack's easily distracted by whatever's going on around him. JACK HAS TO PEE!

I digress. He can hold it in for a while yet.

BUG ON OUR ARM! FLICK, FLICK IT AWAY! THERE IT FLIES WITH NO WINGS TO THE FLOOR, POOR BEETLE.AARON IS OUR FRIEND, BECAUSE HE HELPS US AND MAKES US LAUGH TOO, SOMETIMES. AND JAIME IS OUR FRIEND TOO. JAIME IS FUN.

What about Alex?

NO, BB! THE ONE NAMED ALEX IS NOT A FRIEND. NINJA SAID SO. NINJA SAID NO, WE CAN NOT TALK TO HER AT ALL SO WE MUST LEAVE HER ALONE, EVEN THOUGH SHE LOOKS LIKE OUR DEAD MARIA FRIEND. IT MAKES JACK SAD TO LOOK AT HER. JACK MISSES HIS DEAD MARIA FRIEND. HIS DEAD MARIA FRIEND WAS SOFT AND SQUISHY AND SILKY AND SMELLED GOOD. ANGEL LIKED OUR DEAD MARIA FRIEND. BUT HE DID NOT LIKE THE ALEX. I DON'T THINK HE LIKES THE ALEX EITHER. THE ALEX SCARES JACK A LITTLE BIT. IT HAS EVIL IN THE EYES. AND IN THE TEETH, TOO, WHEN IT SMILES. SO ONLY NINJA CAN DEAL WITH IT, BUT EVEN NINJA DOESN'T LET IT KNOW IT IS HIM. POOR, POOR THE NINJA! HE WAS CLOSE TO THE DEAD MARIA FRIEND. IT MUST HURT TO HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE ALEX NOW. (Ya' got no clue, kid. But it's a'ight. I's deal wit' it, and I be used ta it now. It don't hurt no more.)

JACK IS TIRED NOW. CAN JACK HAVE COOKIES? *eyes zip-lock baggie of cookies* COOKIES ARE NICE AND WILL HELP THE JACK FEEL NOT SO TIRED SO THE JACK CAN WORK. AND THEN THE JACK WILL BE HAPPY.

¿Como se dice, cabrón?

PLEEEEAAAAASE?

So we let him have the cookies.

(YAY.)

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