21 October 2004 - 10:26
chifladoJack wants a nappy-poo. Jack likes the Dud because Dud says poo after everything. Huggy-poo! Nappy-poo! Monkey-poo!
NINJA: Ew, dawg! Monkey-poo? As in 'ape shit'? Gross!
JACK: NO!!! Monkey-poo like a monkey with a poo in the end!
NINJA: Uh... how's that diff'rent from what I jus' said?
*Polla and BB laugh*
JACK: JACK WANTS A NAPPY-POO!!!!
POLLA: Don't be cranky, Jack. We can't take a nap just now. Daddy's on his way over, remember? He's bringing us breakfast.
POLLA: That's right.
JACK: JACK WANTS FOOD!!!
BB: And we'll get food... just as soon as 'Apa gets here.
JACK: Jack wants food. And a nappy-poo.
NINJA: *smirks* Ya want some foody-poo? Or some poody-food?
JACK: Jack wants food. Foody-poo-nappy-poo!
SVL: Er... right. Did anyone get that?
MOCO: ¡Ya callate, mendigo calamar del espacio!
*Jack begins to cry*
BB: Oh, stop it, guys! Look what you did, Moco! Poor Jack! *runs over to the alien* He's just a little cranky!
*BB begins to stroke and pat Jack soothingly.*
JACK: Jack is cranky-poo! Jack wants Dud! Jack wants the Dud and a nappy-poo! Jack wants the FOOD! *bawls and cries some more*
PIOJO: Leave it, BB. He's just spoiled. He knows we can't go to sleep now. We've got chores to do.
BB: ¡Ay, pero pobrecito!
SVL: Give him a smiley-face. That'll shut him up for a while.
BB: You want a smiley, Jack?
*Jack nodds tearfully*
BB: Here -- :)
*Jack brightens instantly.*
JACK: YEAYYY!!!!! JACK LIKES THE SMILEY-POO! JACK LIKES THE SMILEY-POO!!!!
GRIZZLY (muttering): Well, that's a relief!