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21 October 2004 - 10:26

chiflado

Jack wants a nappy-poo. Jack likes the Dud because Dud says poo after everything. Huggy-poo! Nappy-poo! Monkey-poo!

NINJA: Ew, dawg! Monkey-poo? As in 'ape shit'? Gross!

JACK: NO!!! Monkey-poo like a monkey with a poo in the end!

NINJA: Uh... how's that diff'rent from what I jus' said?

*Polla and BB laugh*

JACK: JACK WANTS A NAPPY-POO!!!!

POLLA: Don't be cranky, Jack. We can't take a nap just now. Daddy's on his way over, remember? He's bringing us breakfast.

JACK: Food?

POLLA: That's right.

JACK: JACK WANTS FOOD!!!

BB: And we'll get food... just as soon as 'Apa gets here.

JACK: Jack wants food. And a nappy-poo.

NINJA: *smirks* Ya want some foody-poo? Or some poody-food?

JACK: Jack wants food. Foody-poo-nappy-poo!

SVL: Er... right. Did anyone get that?

JACK: NAPPY-POO!!!

MOCO: Ya callate, mendigo calamar del espacio!

*Jack begins to cry*

BB: Oh, stop it, guys! Look what you did, Moco! Poor Jack! *runs over to the alien* He's just a little cranky!

*BB begins to stroke and pat Jack soothingly.*

JACK: Jack is cranky-poo! Jack wants Dud! Jack wants the Dud and a nappy-poo! Jack wants the FOOD! *bawls and cries some more*

PIOJO: Leave it, BB. He's just spoiled. He knows we can't go to sleep now. We've got chores to do.

BB: Ay, pero pobrecito!

SVL: Give him a smiley-face. That'll shut him up for a while.

BB: You want a smiley, Jack?

*Jack nodds tearfully*

BB: Here -- :)

*Jack brightens instantly.*

JACK: YEAYYY!!!!! JACK LIKES THE SMILEY-POO! JACK LIKES THE SMILEY-POO!!!!

GRIZZLY (muttering): Well, that's a relief!

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