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2003-05-16 - 19:38 weaning a Skunk INTRODUCTIONSVLVZVR: All right people, all right! Let's get it together now; we wanna do this right the first time! GRIZZLY: Hey! Who made YOU director?! SVLVZVR: Uh... WEANING ZORILLA; TAKE ONE BB: NOOO!!!! Skunk, get OUT of the food dish! Paws OUT!!!! SVLVZVR: OK, that didn't work... WEANING ZORILLA; TAKE TWO NINJA: Aw, gross! She threw up, dawg! BB: Oh, my poor baby! PIOJO: Ugh. Is she supposed to eat her vomit? POLLA: Eeewwwwww!!!!!!! BB: Oh, be quiet! WEANING ZORILLA; TAKE THREE GRIZZLY: BB, I think she's still too young for this stuff. She doesn't even have all her teeth! BB: Hey - I know what I'm doing, OK? - Skunk - NOOO!!!!!! *Clan sighs* WEANING ZORILLA; TAKE FOUR JACK: Hey - if the skunk-kitty will not drink milk anymore... can Jack have it? *SVLVZVR goes a slight shade of green* JACK: Why is SVLVZVR making that face at Jack? WEANING ZORILLA; TAKE FIVE... THOUSAND NINJA: Damn, she's fat! MOCO: Si, esta bien pansona! Are you sure she needs to eat? I think she needs to stop! GRIZZLY: Yeah, I think she's had enough, BB... YANG: I think YOU'VE had enough too, Jack! No more milk-soaked cat food for you! JACK: Get away from Jack's food! AWAY!!! AAAAACCCCCCKKKK!!!!! PIOJO: Didn't I tell you idiots to keep him away from the cat milk?! JACK: AWAYYYYY!!!!!!!! CONCLUSION BB: *sigh* It would've been better if I'd done this alone... POLLA: Oh, gross! Look at this! That damn cat smudged my dress! GIS: *giggles* Pretty kitty! Here, kitty-kitty! *BB begins to cry, and Skunk farts* NINJA: Ha! Did ya'll hear that?! *rolls over laughing* SVLVZVR: Ugh, no. But I can smell it! BB: Why me, Lord? Why me?! PIOJO: Get that furball away from me! I hate cats! Get away! Scat! *BB begins to pull out her hair and Skunk finally eats all her food... then farts and goes to sleep* � |