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03 October 2006 - 01:08 costume conundrum *Jack cuddles against Da Ninja on the green crescent chair and listens as FatAss gnaws his way through the paint of his cage bars. Ninja belches. It tastes like sangr�a*NINJA: Now that be good grub. *Off somewhere deeper in The Closet, Polla rests her chin on her cold hand and chews a slice of pizza thoughtfully. She makes a chill run through our body, sending tinglies all over* POLLA: I wonder what we can dress up as for Nacho's costume party. YANG: The Predator. NINJA: Godzilla. GRIZZLY: Albert Einstein. POLLA (frowning): I was thinking more along the lines of a Renaissance princess or a geisha... GUYS (in unison): NO! BB: How about a girl Ninja Turtle? NINJA: How 'bout you shut the fuck up? BB: Ninja! *The thug sighs and drinks deeper out of the clear blue plastic cup* SVL: It's ridiculous to start contemplating costumes now... we don't even know if we're going. POLLA: Of course we're going! SVL: Really? In case you've forgotton, Halloween falls on a Tuesday, in which case we work. Dumbass. POLLA: We can get out early! SVL: Yeah, like every other member in the warehouse will try and do. Shit goes by seniority, remember? POLLA: Ugh, what a pisser. YANG: Tell me about it. GRIZZLY: Guys, I hate to rain on everybody's parade, but it's late. We need to go to sleep if we really mean to wake up in less than four hours. NINJA: Yer always tellin' us ta go ta sleep, Grizzler. GRIZZLY: Well, someone's gotta do it. Lookit Jack, Ninja, he's fallen asleep on your side. The guy's tired, we all are. We can discuss this shit later. *How right he is. And so off we march to bed, and the sable arms of the night.* � |